The Horror of Septics by Myra (1998)



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'Twas the day before my birthday
And all through the yard,
No one was stirring not even a guard.
Doggie was sprawled all out in her bed,
As sweet dreams of rabbits ran 'round in her head.
Kathy in her gown tail and I in my day wrap
Had just settled down for an afternoon nap.
When I heard a loud noise resembling a boom
Coming from deep within the bathroom
I saw black muck rising up in my shower,
I sprang to my feet 'n' shrieked with all my power
A brother heard and answered the shout,
"Don't worry," he cried, "there's a way out!"
So he sent for his friend with a big machine,
It roared and bellowed and tried to weave
While eating the muck and the front yard turf.
That black, smelly yuck! Sure ain't surf!
It belched and coughed and crawled on the truck,
All gone was the muck now that weren't luck!
It growled with a wheezing cough as it pulled out of the--hush!
"Happy flushing to all! And to all a good flush!"